Sometimes I Wonder...

Sometimes I wonder...

Why restaurant waiters are so eager to snatch the menu card away from your hands.

Why so many men like to tuck in a t-shirt with jeans especially when they are wearing a Levi's. Or a similar brand.

Why most psychos like to call themselves short tempered.

How so many people take pride in singing most English songs fluently but otherwise have very poor grammar and communication skills.

How so many people with otherwise great English also say things like "one of my friend..."

Why some people tell you that they are "flying" to some place within the country instead of simply saying they are going there.

Why recruiters call you and say they have gone through your CV, and ask you where you currently work.

Why telemarketers tell you that you have a pre-approved credit card offer and then ask you to submit your income proof.

How everyone is so quick to pass on a remark when you have put extra or less salt in a dish, but no one specifically appreciates it when the amount of salt is just perfect.

How every woman whose name is "Sulabha" would be feeling when she sees a public toilet in India.

How public transport fares surge as soon as there is a rise in diesel/CNG prices, but the fares don't immediately go down if the fuel prices drop.

How people can "like" their own pictures and status messages on Facebook.

Why rude people like to believe they are just being "straightforward".

Why it is necessary for the daughter of a lady who uses Santoor to "come first in the class"...

Why so many people secretly love Himesh Reshamiya's music, but like to admit otherwise.

Why annoying women like to say "sh" instead of "s" (shlap for slap) and expect people to find it cute.

Why many people like to say they do not understand Marathi, until the time a cop asks them a question.

Why people like to say they "tried" some alcoholic drink instead of saying they just drank it.

Why whenever there is a police raid at some brothel, the newspapers say that the customers were "arrested" but the prostitutes were “rescued”.

Why Veg Kolhapuri and Veg Jaipuri are listed under Punjabi Dishes in the restaurant menu cards.

Why people prefer to say "I'm being positive" over "I'm just being an idiot"

And sometimes I wonder why I wonder so much, and sometimes I wonder—

Why and how people read Chetan Bhagat’s books…